January 15, 2009

School Funnies


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is . . .

TEACHER: No, Millie . . . Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right . . .'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

2 comments:

  1. This looks familiar. Lol. Love you, Lisa

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  2. I was waiting for your comment. ;)

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